It can be hard trying to figure out that special something to say to that special someone, particularly if you are a rage-filled Sith Lord with trust issues (and let’s face it, who isn’t?). But fear not, Sithizens! As usual, like on every other holiday known to mankind (and some that aren’t) Star Wars has the solution for you. Here are some of the best (and worst) Star Wars Valentine’s Day messages and greeting cards from around the interwebz.
The Best
This Death Star Valentine from Dingbatpress is great because it 100% accurately portrays the Death Star laser firing love hearts. Interesting side note: the laser’s other lesser known settings include firing rainbows, unicorn dreams and funny pictures of cats.
Daaaaawwwwww so cut– wait, there are girl Stormtroopers? Now we have to change 462 HR policies before we can go home… Sigh.
It really is, isn’t it? After all, what says “love” more than a giant superlaser that destroys planets? *Single tear* (Source, via Talk Star Wars To Me)
I think we can all learn a little something from this one. (Via)
This Valentine’s greeting by James Stowe is great because it reminds us of that time Luke got his face mauled by a Wampa, then cut its arm off with a lightsaber instead of staying to get eaten LIKE A MAN. (Via Neatorama)
See? Behind all of the durasteel blaster-resistant armour and the rage and the Force choking and the murdering people with lightsabers, Darth Vader is a real sweetheart. (by LeaseAPenny)
The Worst
Ummmm??? Is that even possible? No, no it isn’t. This is more unbelievable than the idea that a one-man fighter could singlehandedly destroy the universe’s most advanced superweapon, which as we all know is IMPOSSIBLE. Do not trust anybody who gives you this card. (Source)
What does this Lando-inspired card by Patrick McQuade even mean? What does it mean to “Lando”? To wear a purple cape while flirting with your best friend’s girlfriend? Or maybe to sell out to the Empire in exchange for some mining tax breaks in your heart? Your guess is as good as ours.
Yes, nothing says “romance” quite as much as sharing your Valentine’s Day with an ancient, bossy, sexless, cranky, kleptomaniacal, swamp-dwelling gremlin who hasn’t showered in 20 years. (via the Star Wars blog).
So… wrong… (Source)
Suuuure you won’t, Han. As if that’s not what you say every night. (Source)
This is terrible not because it portrays same-sex Droid love, but because EVERYONE knows Artoo is WAY too good for Threepio. (Via)